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Posted by Grubeats on July 25, 2013

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Dear Niykee,

Please consider this my formal blogposal.  I’m not sure what planet you came from or what your parents did to birth such an Alpha angel, but you’re here now.  Don’t pay mind to the fact you weren’t even born and I was already crushing pogs with my gold plated slammer while eating lunchables like a king.  Or to the fact that I didn’t get my first cell phone ’til I was your age (today).  Yeah, it was that long ago.  Or to the fact that your clothing style is now retro to me because I grew up in the 80’s and 90’s and WE invented swag.  Or to the fact I was alive for Tupac’s reign.  Bottom line is, I’m open to the idea of twerking.  I have a cell phone now, an iPhone 4s in fact.  I’ve also got a walkman, a cassette player, a VCR, a floppy disk, and one of the first mp3 players if you ever want a history lesson.  We can make it work., I promise.

If and when you read this, kindly send me your acceptance via Snapchat (@Grube) or Vine (@Grubeats).

Sincerely,

@Grubeats

P.S.  I’ll throw my 401k on a Niykee vs. Miley twerk off, any day of the week.

Oh yeah, for those of you who want the download for this #CrackTrack song, don’t forget to cop that free here, and follow my wifey on Twitter, Youtube, & Facebook.