Freestyle, Hip-Hop | Lebron’s Rapping and It’s Not an April Fools Joke.

Posted by on April 1, 2014

Lebron Rapping

It takes a lot to wake me a fallen blogstar up from his blog coma.  This my friends, is one exception.   Let me preface…

I’m sitting at my desk, dropping panties with my Excel wizardry, smashing through some emails while simultaneously scrolling through some blogs looking for new beats to feed my ears through the end of the work day.  Some solid tunes along the way, but nothing too face melting for a Tuesday.  Earlier in the morning I was scrolling through Twitter when I saw this tweet from LBJ;



Joke, right?  The last thing Lebron James should be doing is rapping.  My initial thought was that Lebron was “hosting” a mixtape (in other words slapping his name on it for some seamless promotion), with “features” (meaning guest tracks) from Jay-Z, Drake, Kendrick, etc. Wrong.  WRONG WRONG WRONG, GRUBE.  Four hours later and my ears are literally listening to Lebron rap – my ears.  For those who saw the Jimmy Fallon x Lebron skit know why this news is so disturbing.  I feel violated.

Lebron opens up his “F*ckWithMeYouKnowIGotIt” freestyle with an impression of Bun B, I think?  Lebron, haven’t you learned anything from your predecessors?  A.I., Ron Artest, Shaq, Kobe, Tony Parker, Chris Webber, the list goes on, bro.  You’re trying to be the best ever and you’re dropping corny raps like this?  You’re already one of the most hated players in the NBA from your circus act of a departure from Cleveland to your broken face “incident” earlier this year.  If anything, be like KD and stay under the radar producing.  For the sake of the NBA and more importantly humanity, please do us all a favor and never pick up a mic again.  Ever.  Did Jordan ever rap?  Stupid question.  Sorry Lebron, you can keep rapping about your “2 RINGS” in your 2 Chainz voice, while Bill Russell laughs at your antics while sipping a bourbon browsing Amazon for a ceramic hand to hold his 11th ring.  Don’t worry though…

“Shots are bright, I got a tan, killa'”


Drum & Bass, Dubstep, Preview | Reso – When It Drop

Posted by on March 25, 2013

Reso - When It DropReso has been standing out so much more than he ever has a producer. Not only has his talent been noticed by many more but even when listening to his new tracks I can hear the progression he has made in his skills. “When it Drop” is a grimy Neuro-Hop track. I hope to God that Reso isn’t trolling us when he says this is a freebie for April Fools. I don’t feel like being teased with a track as dope as this.


Hip-Hop | Pharrell, Kid Cudi, & T.I. | Hip-Hop

Posted by on April 1, 2011

It’s been a while since we’ve heard new music from Pharrell. He addresses his absence and other things over a beat from Daft Punk’s Tron: Legacy soundtrack.

DOWNLOAD: Pharrell – The Game Has Changed ILL

Here’s a new track from Cudi which is most likely off his upcoming mixtape, A Man Named Scott, that is due to drop this summer. Today on his blog he announced that he quit smoking weed. I’m gonna go ahead and call April Fools on that.

DOWNLOAD: Kid Cudi – Capcom

I couldn’t help but to think of Dave Chappelle when I first heard the hook to this song.

DOWNLOAD: T.I. – Celebrate