Freestyle, Hip-Hop | Lebron’s Rapping and It’s Not an April Fools Joke.

Posted by on April 1, 2014

Lebron Rapping freshnewtracks.com

It takes a lot to wake me a fallen blogstar up from his blog coma.  This my friends, is one exception.   Let me preface…

I’m sitting at my desk, dropping panties with my Excel wizardry, smashing through some emails while simultaneously scrolling through some blogs looking for new beats to feed my ears through the end of the work day.  Some solid tunes along the way, but nothing too face melting for a Tuesday.  Earlier in the morning I was scrolling through Twitter when I saw this tweet from LBJ;

 

 

Joke, right?  The last thing Lebron James should be doing is rapping.  My initial thought was that Lebron was “hosting” a mixtape (in other words slapping his name on it for some seamless promotion), with “features” (meaning guest tracks) from Jay-Z, Drake, Kendrick, etc. Wrong.  WRONG WRONG WRONG, GRUBE.  Four hours later and my ears are literally listening to Lebron rap – my ears.  For those who saw the Jimmy Fallon x Lebron skit know why this news is so disturbing.  I feel violated.

Lebron opens up his “F*ckWithMeYouKnowIGotIt” freestyle with an impression of Bun B, I think?  Lebron, haven’t you learned anything from your predecessors?  A.I., Ron Artest, Shaq, Kobe, Tony Parker, Chris Webber, the list goes on, bro.  You’re trying to be the best ever and you’re dropping corny raps like this?  You’re already one of the most hated players in the NBA from your circus act of a departure from Cleveland to your broken face “incident” earlier this year.  If anything, be like KD and stay under the radar producing.  For the sake of the NBA and more importantly humanity, please do us all a favor and never pick up a mic again.  Ever.  Did Jordan ever rap?  Stupid question.  Sorry Lebron, you can keep rapping about your “2 RINGS” in your 2 Chainz voice, while Bill Russell laughs at your antics while sipping a bourbon browsing Amazon for a ceramic hand to hold his 11th ring.  Don’t worry though…

“Shots are bright, I got a tan, killa'”

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Events | FNT Presents TIESTO at Umass Amherst and URI [Plus Ticket Giveaway]

Posted by on August 20, 2011

With the summer winding down everyone should be lapsing into a state of depression, right? WRONG because if you are any where near UMass Amherst or the University of Rhode Island, the best is just ahead. On September 19th and 20th, respectively, FreshNewTracks will be bringing you one of the world biggest artists, DJ TIESTO. If you’ve been living in a hole for the last decade, it’s okay, we’ve got you covered too. The light show alone will be worth the meager ticket price of $23 to $28, trust me you’ve never seen anything like what will be offering.

To buy your UMASS Amherst tickets click – HERE
To buy your URI tickets click – HERE

TO WIN TICKETS, follow these steps.

1. Like the FreshNewTracks Facebook Fan Page (HERE)

2. Tag the FreshNewTracks page in a status update that says “I want to party with DJ TIESTO and FreshNewTracks.com at __________ (insert the event you’d like to attend) with _________ (tag the friend you want to go with you)

3. Wait until the lucky winners are announced next week!

[NOTE: There’s a rumor going around that this event is sold out. It IS NOT SOLD OUT, those were just the presale tickets which went within hours. Tickets are going fast so unless you want to get stuck buying a $100 ticket off StubHub I suggest you hop on this]

Hit the jump to see everyone camping out to get the presale tickets after the jump.
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